Parenting Humor of Moms

“Laundry is the only thing in my life that multiplies while I sleep.” Every mom has experienced the false sense of accomplishment that comes from finishing […]

“My kids think I’m a magician. I make problems disappear into tomorrow.” Every mom eventually masters a very specific survival skill: Strategic postponement. Not because she […]

“I don’t need a personal assistant; I need a personal uninterrupted thought.” Every mom knows the rare and mysterious experience called: Almost finishing a thought. It […]

“If love had a sound, it would be tiny footsteps at 2 a.m.” Every parent knows that sound instantly. The quiet hallway shuffle. Tiny footsteps in […]

“My coffee is hot for exactly three sips, and that’s optimistic.” Every mom knows the dangerous emotional window known as: “I finally sat down with my […]

“Mom brain means I can remember everyone’s schedule except my own.” Every family has one person quietly running the invisible control center. She remembers dentist appointments, […]