Parenting Humor of Dads

“My car’s weird smell is a mystery I’ve decided to live with.” Every dad knows the moment. You get into the car, pause for a second, […]

“Coffee is proof that miracles can happen daily.” Every dad has experienced that first morning moment before coffee where absolutely nothing feels emotionally negotiable. The alarm […]

“I’m not bad at sports; I’m just giving everyone else a chance to feel talented.” Every dad believes two things with complete confidence: He still “has […]

“The only thing I chase harder than success is a runaway shopping cart.” Every dad has experienced the sudden panic of seeing a shopping cart slowly […]

“I don’t do ‘quiet mornings’; I do ‘suspiciously quiet mornings.’” Every dad knows there’s a very important difference between peaceful silence and dangerous silence. Peaceful silence […]

“Patience is giving the same instruction without changing your tone… too much.” Every dad eventually unlocks a very specific parenting skill: Repeating the exact same instruction […]